“Twilight” Turkey-Ricotta Meatballs, Revisited
Nov 23rd, 2008 by Marilyn
Josie put in a rabid special request. In honor of the teen vampire movie “Twilight,” which she hasn’t seen yet and will surely expire if she doesn’t, she requested that I re-run her favorite post, in which we discuss Stephenie Meyer’s books and I make a few meatballs. I am still a little hazy on what sway these panting, pale teens hold over the adolescents of America, but there’s no denying it, they do.
Vampires aside, these meatballs are incredibly good – so once again, or maybe for the first time, please enjoy a little mother-daughter chat and a good recipe, on us. From July 31, 2008, it’s Turkey-Ricotta Meatballs: Love at First Bite.
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Are you, or any breathless young girl you know, familiar with the Twilight books?



My daughter is obsessed with Stephenie Meyer’s wildly successful teen – romance – vampire series, and I must be way off the buzz wagon, because until I smacked into a towering, goth-flavored display at Borders, I’d never even heard of them. But the Twilight phenomenon is huge – the latest book debuts tonight to Potter-like panic and midnight parties, including here, where Josie and her friends will celebrate this dubious tale of angst, algebra and the undead.
Previously not on my radar, the books suddenly appeared everywhere, including my kitchen counter. Josie had her nose in book 3 last night while I worked on dinner, pausing just long enough to explain their appeal:
So, he’s like a hundred years old, but he looks like a teenage guy, and he loves this girl at school.

They live in the Northwest and there’s a lot of woods around them. He belongs to this vampire family that doesn’t eat people.
Eat people?
Well – suck blood from people.
Then what do they eat?
Uh-huh. They suck the blood from deer and stuff in the forest. They think it’s morally wrong to bite and drink from humans.
Naturally.

His vampire family calls themselves vegetarians, because they don’t eat people. Just animals.
And they don’t eat people.
No – his dad vampire is even a surgeon who works on humans.
Doesn’t he get excited by the blood?
No. He has a lot of control. And he helps young vampires who still need people’s blood.
Gotcha. Vampire surgeon. Doesn’t drink blood.

Not a drop.
Um, okay. So – he loves a human girl, right? A teenager.
Right – it is so cool. He loves her but he won’t suck her blood. He watches her sleep but he won’t make her a vampire. Then she kind of loves this werewolf guy, too.
She loves a vampire and a werewolf.
Yeah – and werewolves can kill vampires, but they don’t. They have a treaty. It is won-der-ful. It is soooo amazing.

Okay! In other news, I made some delightful meatballs.
Turkey-Ricotta Meatballs
4 slices white bread, crusts removed and cut into 1/2-inch dice
1 1/2 pounds lean ground turkey
3 ounces cooked ham, chopped
3 large eggs, lightly beaten
2/3 cup ricotta cheese (5 ounces)
1/2 cup freshly grated Pecorino Romano cheese
1/4 cup finely chopped fresh spinach
2 tablespoons finely shredded fresh basil
2 teaspoons dried oregano, crumbled
1/2 teaspoon fennel seeds, crushed
1/4 teaspoon crushed red pepper
sea salt and freshly ground pepper
Preheat the oven to 400°.
Use a food processor to pulse the bread to fine crumbs. Remove the crumbs from the processor bowl, and replace it with the ham, spinach, and basil. Process until fine. Place the crumbs and ham-spinach mixture in a large bowl and add the turkey, eggs, ricotta, Pecorino Romano, oregano, fennel seeds, crushed red pepper and 2 teaspoons of sea salt. Grind a few generous turns of black pepper over ingredients, and mix well. Shape into 12-13 jumbo meatballs, or approximately 24 smaller meatballs. Transfer the meatballs to a lightly oiled sheet pan or roasting pan.
On very low heat, simmer several cups of homemade or good-quality jarred marinara sauce. Place meatballs in the oven and bake for about 30 minutes, or until firm and just beginning to brown. Remove from oven and use a spatula to loosen each meatball from the pan. Add meatballs to simmering marinara on stove and adjust sauce seasoning, if necessary, with salt, ground pepper, and oregano. Cover and simmer on low heat for about 15-30 minutes, until meatballs are tender and coated in sauce.
While meatballs and sauce are on stove, cook the pasta of your choice (I like spaghettini, fine spaghetti) and drain, tossing lightly with olive oil. Serve meatballs and sauce, topped by grated pecorino romano and more chopped basil, over pasta.
Serves 4-5
Know your meatball crowd! Double as necessary.
adapted from a Food & Wine recipe by A16′s Nate Appleman










the star of that movie has been having a problem with teenage girls begging him to bite them. reminds me of some of my teen year nuttiness…
I love your post….lol. My two teenagers had me read the books..they are worth reading!!! We are off to see the movie today!! Family outting…:)
great books…love the meatballs btw!
Please tell Josie that the only reason I’m even vaguely aware of what “Twilight” is, is because of this post about her love of those books.
And the turkey-ricotta meatballs are delicious–one of my favorites from your blog.
I want that meatball, the one on the spatula hanging over the pot. Except that it has ham in it… so I guess I’ll have to make my own. And read these books, which sound, you know, like, um, cooooool.
Although I’ve never read the books, Mom and I are going to see the film. She’s a HUGE fan of vampire novels.
Those meatballs look delish…
The meatballs look really yummy. I may have to try them…
I’m obsessed with Twilight. It’s pretty bad. The books are a guilty pleasure.
I have someone at my house who is not in a good mood because she spent ALL WEEKEND working on a final project for school and she still isn’t finished (it’s a big project plus a paper) and she didn’t get to go see the movie yet…….and she’s dying to see it!
And the meatballs look yummy!
the meatballs sound delish!! gotta try them
To Joanne, please read the Twilight saga (the movie while cute is sooo inferior to the books)
btw I’m in my 30s, I know I know.. vampires are my secret vice
hugs
so, after i read your original post and everyone i know told me to read twilight (including my non-reading brother)…i did and i am hooked. the drama and suspense! sigh…
I can’t cook. I haven’t eaten meat in 15+yrs. And I don’t like “Twilight”.
But, I must say, this looks very tempting!
i’m 24 and completely hooked on Twilight. read all 4 books in a week span and watched the movie twice already. <3 <3